Violet jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.