Violet

Violet jokes

Fortnite

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.

(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

Cock

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Rose

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Fool

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

Goo

Priest

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

Heart

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

Pickle

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

Fist

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

Mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Wine

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

Love

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Laughter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.