Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Violet Jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.