Violet jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.

Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.

What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.

Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.

Violets are blue, roses are red.

Last night your mom was giving me head.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.