Violet jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.

The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.