Violet jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.

Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.

Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

Purple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.

(meaning sad)