Violet

Violet jokes

Death

  • Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

    Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.

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  • Hitler

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

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  • Dad

  • Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

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  • Poet

  • Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.

    What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.

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  • Poo

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

    Rose

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

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