Violet

Violet jokes

Roast

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Mum

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

God

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

Memes

Hitler

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

Poem

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Suicide

Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.

Thot

Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.

Donkey

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Zoo

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!

Mother

Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

Mom

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

Penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

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  • Flower

    This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

    Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

    Uncle

    Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

    Emo

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

    Friend

    Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.

    (meaning sad)