Violet jokes
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!
Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
Purple.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.