Violence jokes
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.