Violence Jokes

Are you George Floyd?

Cause you take my breath away! 😮‍💨

Mary's mother was a good person why did she die? -because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade

its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice

I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence...

Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.

Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like it can tell its parents.

Here is a joke: Rape.

How many kids does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂

Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?

She said a monster attacked her.

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.

Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."

Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."

Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."

My last thought: Am I a murderer?

Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!” Kid: “Whatever” Principal: Why did you have to swear” Because of that one demerit!” Kid; “Doesn't matter!” Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!” Kid: “Oh well!” Principle: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!” Kid: “Im try not to kill myself!”

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?

Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎

Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.

Rape the only sign of world peace in this life.

I say 1 2 3 all the kids bullied me but now they're not so cool cuz I shot up the school

rape isn't a joke. it's a type of way of making friends, and to mate with other women. it's a way of art, and works on anybody! like this if you agree.