Violence jokes
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.