Violence jokes
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
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