Violence jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
Memes
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
POV thereβs a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: πββοΈπββοΈπββοΈ
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.