Violence jokes
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.
Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.