Violence jokes
How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.
Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.