Violence jokes
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
Like if your dad is abusive.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."