After the shooting people were asking why would they do it, They wanted to stop but turns out they were playing an Online game.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?
Kick his sister's jaw.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
I just found out my ex got stabbed today... let's just say I lost my job as a butcher.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
Commander: "Fire a warning shot."
Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."
Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."
Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*
Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke.....
A pun walked into a room and killed ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little boy says, "That's my little red race car." 10 minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little girl says, "That's my little red race car garage."
So later that night the boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She says yes, and they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won't fit. Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs upstairs, flips on the lights, and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?" The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
We don't have school shooters we have special ed breeches
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said "Well, we we're trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard".
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
