Violence jokes
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.
Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.