Violence

Violence Jokes

Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.

First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”

Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”

What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.

MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]

I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.