Violence jokes
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. đđ
Whatâs the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after youâve finished with her.
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
Johnny is on his way to school when he comes across a frog. With a sudden inspirational thought, he picks the frog up, shoves a firecracker up the frog's arse, lights the cracker, and blows the frog to smithereens.
Now at school, the teacher asks the class: "Has anybody got anything for show and tell this morning?"
Johnny waves his arm in the air and is virtually screaming "Me mis me mis me mis".
"Ok Johnny, what do you have to share with the class today?"
Little Johnny then says, "Well on my way to school today I shoved a cracker up a frog's arse." The teacher interrupts and says, "It's not arse Johnny, It's rectum."
Johnny then says, "Fucking oath it wrecked 'im."
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Why didnât the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they canât run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?