Violence jokes
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
How do you avoid getting raped? Never say no.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
I'm a rapist.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.