What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.
People are fighting in a war and a man gets hit 4 times in the arm and says "Tis a Scratch" And the other guy looking at him in shock says "A Scratch, Your Arm is off your body!!"
I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait.
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
