New Violence Jokes - Page 19 - Worst Jokes Ever

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

Violence against women is funny :)

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.

They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.

I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

Jack and Jill went up the hill.

Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.

Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.

How did the gay girl die? Homicide.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.

I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."

Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?

Because that's the average class size in America.

A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.

Why are most school shooters mostly white?

Because Black lives MATTER.

Are you George Floyd?

Cause you take my breath away! 😮‍💨

There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.

Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.