Violence

Violence jokes

I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!

Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.

It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.

*School shooting happens.*

Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*

American student: "First time?"

Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"

American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."

Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?

Friend: Yeah, sure.

Me: *pulls out gun*

POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

:me😐

If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?

How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just beat the room for being black.

Rape isn't a joke.

It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.

It's a way of art, and works on anybody!

Like this if you agree.

What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?

A baby with forks in its eyes.

How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?

A: When they are falling from their balcony.

What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?

When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.