New Violence Jokes - Page 28 - Worst Jokes Ever

What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?

When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?

I don't know, but it's messed up.

Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣

My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?

A school shooting.

What's a rapist's fav position?

Missionary in a dark corner.

I raped a disabled child.

I think she's too far gone to repair now.

Slay.

What's worse than a dead baby?

A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than that?

One's alive at the bottom.

What's even worse than THAT?

It eats it's way out.

Wait it gets worse...

It goes back for seconds.

Just one more I swear...

It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.

Violence breeds violence, nothing else.

I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?

Because it's the average class size.

I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.

So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”