Violence jokes

If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.

He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!

Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?

Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.

I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.

What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.

What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?

Shoot kids in them ;)

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.

Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.

"Are you getting the knife?"

If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?

Getting to kill the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I saw your mom beat you.

Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?

What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?

9:11 AM

I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.

What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.

Teacher: What comes after C?

Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!

Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?

Me: AK47!!!

Teacher thought: Oh hell na.

Teacher: What comes after X?

Me: Xplosin.

1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.