when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell, their parents?
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here
So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched
My Wife Slept With Another Man And Got Pregnant, She Told Me 9 Weeks Later, I Said It's Ok And Told Her Let's Talk Downstairs, So I Pushed Her Down The Stairs
What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
What is red and white and goes 200 mph?
A baby in a blender.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
