Violence jokes
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
DONE🔫
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"