I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
Violence Jokes
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
