Violence

Violence jokes

My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.

I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.

"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."

"If you got a question, just shoot!"

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.

Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.

How to make an orphan BLEED?

Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.

Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.

Step 3 - Tell them to kys.

Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.

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    • I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

    "Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

    So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?

    The Western Front is domestic violence.

    What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

    A nun with a javelin through her neck.

    So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.

    I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.