Violence jokes
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
DONE🔫
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."