Violence jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!" SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?" HE: "I’m a butcher." SHE: "Perfect! I work with humans, I just kill them by cutting them up!"
HE: "So it's you in the newspaper?" SHE: "Yes, it was, wanna be next?" HE: "No!"
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
Rape is not a joke.
My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait.
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, you just need to throw it hard enough.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
🤣😂😆😁
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈