Violence jokes
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
Slit your wrists.
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Welcome to David's Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em!
My dad raped my mom, now I have a brother.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
Where do suicide bombers go?... Everywhere.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police.
And he wound up in prison.