Violence jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, you just need to throw it hard enough.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
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I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
Slit your wrists.
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Welcome to David's Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em!
My dad raped my mom, now I have a brother.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.