Violence jokes

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌

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If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.

When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃

When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟

Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.

When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.

Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

I hate child murderers, they're always so high-pitched.

When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.

Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."

Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!

What’s red and very rare?

A baby in a blender.

When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏

When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

I keep looking for my girlfriend's killer, but no one wants to do it.

Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.

When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.