Violence jokes
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
Where do suicide bombers go?... Everywhere.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police.
And he wound up in prison.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.