Violence jokes
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"