If you are a bully at a school when you get home find a orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop?😆😝
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.
How do you avoid getting raped? Never say no.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot and then they bumbed him know he called them the talkwakers
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
I'm a rapist.
So In revenge of the sixth when Anakin goes and kills the younglings I thought to myself hey it’s just another day in an American school
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
True fact: school shooters aren’t dangerous to you if your the school shooter
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
