Violence jokes
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
A: She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.