Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy? Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory, one day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station,I told her so you can weigh yourself on the truck scale.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RHYME ROVER
One time, I was working this steamroller, when the guy who I squashed farted
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I called the suided hotline in Afghanistan and they got excited and ask if I could drive a b50two
John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety
How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
