Vehicle jokes
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...