Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor!
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
