What's the difference between a fish and a car?
you can tune a car...but you can't TUNA fish! x3
A Pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly the man answers I dont wake up the kids.
why did the chicken cross the road? whos gives a shit i wanna know how it got the car started
Three men die the same time and I'll go to heaven to go find St Peter St Peter says to them is going to be a long journey to heaven so I will give you a good vehicle depending on how much you've cheated on your wives we'll start with you Michael since you were quite the womanizer you and cheating on your on your wife multiple times you will be getting a Toyota the man embarrassed left in the Toyota Nolan you you were better you cheated on your wife twice so I will give you a Mercedes now for now as for you mark you never cheated on your wife you are an absolute saint so I will be giving you a Lamborghini and the Man in the Toyota saw the man with the Lamborghini the next day crying like a child on his car and he and the Man in the Toyota what the hell is going on and the Man in the Lamborghini says I was through streets of Heaven and so my wife riding in roller skates
What do you call a bus full of kids, kills killstreak
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog đ today is the night I can drive
What's a kidnappers favorite White Vans
I was anonymous, with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*"
What's black and white and red all over? A mime i hit with my car.
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!" The man said, "okay."
How many gears does a French tank have ?
1 Forward and 6 Reverse.
what's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? on a school bus the pricks are on the inside.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling so I put a car-pit over it
âIm the big man, catching the kids in my big vanâ - Ben 2021
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side my truck doesn't even have a dent.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchair's can't rev.
Q:Why did the baby cross the road?
A:it wasn't in its car seat
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster
What do you call a cab for black men A Cop car
What did the car say when it crashed? Thats Wheely unfortunate.
i saw a yellow bus and i knew that some-ting was wong. the bus was white
