Vehicle jokes
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.