Vehicle

Vehicle jokes

Dog

I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂

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  • Baby

    How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.

    How do you get them back out? Straw.

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  • Accident

    A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?

    The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?

    Baby

    What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

    I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

    Lambo

    What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?

    I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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  • Baby

    What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

    I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.

    Cat

    What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?

    "Meoooow!"

    Van

    Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"

    Mom: "He got inside a white van."

    Porsche

    What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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  • Chicken

    Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.