A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!" The man said, "okay."
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling so I put a car-pit over it
Q:Why did the baby cross the road?
A:it wasn't in its car seat
What did the car say when it crashed? Thats Wheely unfortunate.
i saw a yellow bus and i knew that some-ting was wong. the bus was white
how does an indian open his car
boot boot (in an indian accent)
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the streat?
To get them in his van.
One day a man was fixing a car, an he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like "dude, this can't be healthy." But he said "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."
What is your car 🚙 you can not drive ? A super flying car 🚘
What do you call a Mexican without a car? -Carlos
Luckily his funeral was a closed casket, sorry his car blew a gasket
a guy crashed his ford suv he couldnt ESCAPE.
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
What is bus driver that does not work? A useless one ☝️
Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME
Roses are red Thats a tin can You have no home So get in the van
John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster
