Vehicle jokes

Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?

A: A suicide bomber.

What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!

I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂

How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.

How do you get them back out? Straw.

What color is your Bugatti?

A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?

The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?

What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.

Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"

Mom: "He got inside a white van."

What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?

"Meoooow!"

Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.

haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.

To people who say that depression hits hard...

The car begs to disagree.

All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

Because it said, "Focus."

Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.

What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"

Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.