A man hits a woman with his car. Whos fault was it? The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies, i don't have a Porsche in my garage
why did the chicken want to cross the road because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car...
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
