how does an indian open his car
boot boot (in an indian accent)
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the streat?
To get them in his van.
What is your car 🚙 you can not drive ? A super flying car 🚘
What do you call a Mexican without a car? -Carlos
a guy crashed his ford suv he couldnt ESCAPE.
Luckily his funeral was a closed casket, sorry his car blew a gasket
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car. So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
What is bus driver that does not work? A useless one ☝️
Brother 2(1): We have these weird circles on the street! Government is trakin' us!!! Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And its the government. Brother 2(1): Then why are there two in the left turn lane Brother 1: So 1 car isn't always going left and stopping the others. Brother 2(1): Then why are they 1 car apart. Oh to have 3 people going. Brother 1: Correct. When i see 1 car on the first. i go on the 2nd so my light changes. Brother 2(1): You monster. Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight? Brother 2(1):HA. yo mama would trigger the sensor. Brother 1. ARG. its OUR MAMA your disrespecting. Mother (brother 1):whats going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY! Brother 2(1): i think you should take your pills. Brother 1: found them. *imaginary mother and brother fade away* thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him. btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
Roses are red Thats a tin can You have no home So get in the van
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
What does an asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
Some Ting Wheely Wong
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌
