Vehicle

Vehicle jokes

Fish

Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"

Memes

Congestion

A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.

Blonde

Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.

The brunette brings canteens of water.

The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.

The blonde somehow rips off the car door.

The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"

To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."

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  • Bus

    What's the difference between me and a bus?

    I'm not on fire...

    Kidnapping

    I heard there was a kidnapping.

    Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.

    It was his father's friend who was a priest.

    He was just bringing him to church.

    Car

    If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

    Baby

    What bounces up and down at 100mph?

    A baby tied to the back of a truck.

    Frog

    Why did the frog take the bus to work today?

    His car got toad away.

    Man

    What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?

    They both take it in the back and go woop woop.