Vehicle jokes
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car? IHOP
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
I’ll never forget my father’s last words...
Oh fuck, it’s a bus!
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.