I wonder of Steven hawking was a organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
what do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with Kids.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
What do u call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
