Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garabige truck
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌
i was listening to wap in my car with my four year old cousin and she asked why they dont fix the holes in the house then my fucking boyfriend what a hoe was and pointed to me i pushed him out of the car and my other boyfriend took the front seat
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any- let's just say I list my job as a bud driver
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
What’s long yellow and doesn’t float
A school bus filled with children
What did the bus driver say to the car? What is your address
how does a blonde turn off the light after having sex? She opens the car door.
Mosely in a white van
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
what is Beethoven's favourite vehicle
a van
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck
A cop pulls over an old man. The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" The old man said, "no"
mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
why did itsfunneh go on the road she so draco looking at car then the car runs over him sad draco
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
