Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
What did the traffic light say to the truck?
"Don't look, I'm about to change!"
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What’s big and black on the road?
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
