Vehicle jokes
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.