What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car all the pricks are on the inside.
(Thanks to lostin Flowers cause this one is fucking funny)
How is a woman and a car alike put something in them and they'll both start.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor!
What do you get if you cross hot wheels. hot legs.hehe
How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, 'Parking Fine'
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
One time, I was working this steamroller, when the guy who I squashed farted
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
I called the suided hotline in Afghanistan and they got excited and ask if I could drive a b50two
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Why do the brakes keep squeal.
Because the driver hit it to hard.
What does a car have when its very itchy?
A road rash
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy? Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory, one day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station,I told her so you can weigh yourself on the truck scale.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RHYME ROVER
A cop pulls me over and asks if i have been drinking. I'm an honest person and say yes i did so i take of my sunglasses, and tell him that i now had 2glasses less.
John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety
