I called the suided hotline in Afghanistan and they got excited and ask if I could drive a b50two
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
A cop pulls me over and asks if i have been drinking. I'm an honest person and say yes i did so i take of my sunglasses, and tell him that i now had 2glasses less.
Why do the brakes keep squeal.
Because the driver hit it to hard.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, 'Parking Fine'
What do you get if you cross hot wheels. hot legs.hehe
What does a car have when its very itchy?
A road rash
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor!
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
you can tune a car...but you can't TUNA fish! x3
A Pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly the man answers I dont wake up the kids.
why did the chicken cross the road? whos gives a shit i wanna know how it got the car started
What do you call a bus full of kids, kills killstreak
What's a kidnappers favorite White Vans
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕 today is the night I can drive
I was anonymous, with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*"
What's black and white and red all over? A mime i hit with my car.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchair's can't rev.
“Im the big man, catching the kids in my big van” - Ben 2021
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side my truck doesn't even have a dent.
what's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? on a school bus the pricks are on the inside.
How many gears does a French tank have ?
1 Forward and 6 Reverse.
