how does an indian open his car
boot boot (in an indian accent)
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
What do you call a Mexican without a car? -Carlos
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
Why did the car key never fit in?
He was too door key.
What do most 50-year-old men put inside their cars?
Children.
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
A girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says, "Suck my dick and I'll buy you a dress." She does it and says to him, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit." And he says, "Yeah, your brother wanted a car."
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
The Man: "Sonny why do you come to get some milk every day?" The Son: "Because , milk is important." The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?" The Boy: "Who?" The Man: "Your mom?" The Boy: "I don't have a mom." The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss." The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy .
Q:Why did the baby cross the road?
A:it wasn't in its car seat
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
"Hey, today was great."
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car."
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
