Vehicle

Vehicle jokes

The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.

"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"

So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"

"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.

A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?

I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.

What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.

I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.