I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
