Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, 'Parking Fine'
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."
What the difference between a lambo and 200 children in my basement, one screams the children don’t
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
To People who say that depression hits hard... The car begs to disagree
what is green and looks like a school bus
a school bus
How many gears does a French tank have ?
1 Forward and 6 Reverse.
Brother 2(1): We have these weird circles on the street! Government is trakin' us!!! Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And its the government. Brother 2(1): Then why are there two in the left turn lane Brother 1: So 1 car isn't always going left and stopping the others. Brother 2(1): Then why are they 1 car apart. Oh to have 3 people going. Brother 1: Correct. When i see 1 car on the first. i go on the 2nd so my light changes. Brother 2(1): You monster. Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight? Brother 2(1):HA. yo mama would trigger the sensor. Brother 1. ARG. its OUR MAMA your disrespecting. Mother (brother 1):whats going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY! Brother 2(1): i think you should take your pills. Brother 1: found them. *imaginary mother and brother fade away* thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him. btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
There are two Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
A cop.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
What's yellow and cant swim? a bus full of kids
What’s a Muslims favorite Car? A Citroën C4.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels. hot legs.hehe
Roses are red Thats a tin can You have no home So get in the van
why did itsfunneh go on the road she so draco looking at car then the car runs over him sad draco
What does a car have when its very itchy?
A road rash
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
A cop pulls over an old man. The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" The old man said, "no"
