A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
A man hits a woman with his car. Whos fault was it? The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
What color is your Bugatti?
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."