What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
Therapist: So what brought you here today?
Wife: He's too literal.
Therapist: And you, sir?
Husband: My truck.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
