My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
