What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Vehicle Jokes
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
Why did the bus cross the road?
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
