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Chicken

Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?

'Cause they were using fowl language!

Chat

Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!

Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.

Friend

I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.

Microphone

Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.

I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...

Right

Q: Why do women only use their lefts?

A: Because they don't have any rights.

Kid

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I'm in school lol.

Gun

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

Lawyer

What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.

Mom

Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.

Dad

Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?

Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.

Daughter: So she only loves my sister?

Dad: Yep.

Ass

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

Toilet

Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?

Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.

Tail

We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.

Liar

I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.

Her pants were on fire.