My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
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Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.
I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
