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What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
