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Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!

Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.

Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.

Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.

I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I'm in school lol.

What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?

CHEESE-US!

What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?

He used a bus.

Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?

Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.

Daughter: So she only loves my sister?

Dad: Yep.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?

Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.

What do stomata use to fill their pools?

Chlor-ine.

We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.

My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."

I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.

Her pants were on fire.

Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.

Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.

Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.

What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.

How do butts communicate?

By using CRACK-BERRIES!

I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."

My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"

Josh: Cookies.

Jacob: My parents.

Erika: My Friends!

Brody: Lamborghinis.

Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)

My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!

*Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....