Use jokes
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.