Why did the Irishman use 3 condoms? Yo be sure to be sure to be sure
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
Why don't humans eat raw meat, because they use technology to cry about raw meet is good, go and leave bro, I'm going to ear sushi
What is the difference between Me and food.... Food has a use
The last two presidents of the US
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use Shake-spears.
what kind of shells do tanks use to cheat? a-cheat shells
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47
ur mom uses the equator as a belt
What do birds use to check their grades? Air-ies... -/-/
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on EBay, The Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
your so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
-Dark_Humor
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style.... Cuz u don't turn back to your family
my mum is a vegan. she brings us to after school seitan