Use jokes
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
Memes
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(