Use jokes

Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.

My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.

What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.

What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.

Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."

My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?

Self-raising.

What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.

Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.

What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.

Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!

What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!

Orphan: Where are my parents?

God: New York City.

Orphan: But they used to live in China.

Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.

Jeff crosses the US border.

The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.

Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."

Why can't orphans be kidnapped?

Because most kidnappers use a family van.