Use jokes
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.
Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!