Use jokes
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
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Memes
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
"Balls" got me like: 😂
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.