Use jokes
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.
Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."
You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.
Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).