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Hot pocket

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Hot Pockets box with an image of a sandwich filled with bees and used needles. The text on the box says "Hot Pockets sandwiches" and below that "Bees & Used Medical Needles".

Font

Why should you care · 1 year ago

I know

A baby is standing in front of an open drawer full of diapers. The baby has diapers on its head. The text on the image says: "WHEN YOU CAN'T DECIDE WHAT FONT TO USE"

Shoes

Anonymous · 3 months ago

A meme with text on top reading 'Europeans: use meters' and 'Americans:'. Below the text is an illustration of the cat character Meowskulls from Fortnite pointing smugly at her large bare paws extended towards the camera.

Deer

Shitpost master-general · 11 months ago

A screenshot of a 4chan post on a light green background. On the left, there is a small image of a brown deer standing in a forest, looking towards the right. Below the deer image, it says "34 KB JPG". To the right of the deer image, and continuing below it, is a block of text describing a disturbing hunting experience where the author and their grandfather witnessed a deer repeatedly slam its head into a rock until its skull shattered, then stood upright and walked into a river to die, leaving both the author and their grandfather traumatized.

Anal Sex

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled "Anal sex". The text defines anal sex and lists other forms, including "anal fingering," which is circled in red. An image of a bald man with a beard, Mike Ehrmantraut, is overlaid on the article, with a red arrow pointing from him towards the circled word "fingering."

App

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

Moral

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a tumblr post discussing the moral of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The first comment states, "The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you're useful." The second comment says, "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss." The third comment argues, "Rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. The moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable."

Building

Inessa :) · 3 years ago

me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.

A grayscale image of a stuffed dolphin with a tie around its neck. It has a single tear under its eye. Text below says: "And they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine."

Guy

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A face with a serious, almost annoyed expression is in focus. The text on top reads: "How I look at the guy using the urinal next to me who just said, 'Where there's rain, there's thunder!' as he farts while pissing."

Mr Bean

Apollo · 1 year ago

A photo of a tablet on a table displaying a custom-made Pokemon card of Mr. Bean. The card lists his name, HP, and two attack abilities with descriptions and attack points.

Teacher

Yourgirl_gabby13! · 2 years ago

Whats up brother

The image shows four photos of a cute, white baby goat with different expressions, arranged in a 2x2 grid. The top left photo shows the goat looking up with its head held high. The top right photo shows the goat looking to the side with a neutral expression. The bottom left photo shows the goat with a slightly smug expression. The bottom right photo shows the goat with its head tilted slightly back and eyes narrowed. The text above the image reads: "When the teacher uses your name as a good example."

Internet

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A comic strip shows a character getting annoyed by the incorrect use of "its" on the internet. He corrects the error and congratulates himself for "fixing" the world.

Alien

Thoughtless · 1 year ago

The image shows a spaceship moving above a destroyed landscape. The text on top of the image says, "Aliens finding out what Americans use their healthcare money for." The image also includes the text "@JOJOS_PHOPHOS" and "Lynved Skynyrd - Free Bird".

Spongebob

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A picture shows Spongebob Squarepants dressed as a wizard, hanging from a rope. Text above the image reads: "After Spongebob realizes he cannot revive Hitler using black magic, he hangs himself." Text below the image says: "Saddest Suicide Story-You Will Cry" and "26,524 views"

Screen time

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Bro I'm on twitter way too much. I'm genuinely obsessed." The second message, in blue, reads, "Why do you have 107 hours on Applebee's?" Above the text messages is a screen time report. Applebee's is listed as the most used app with 107 hours. Twitter is second with 10 hours and 21 minutes. Safari is third with 4 hours and 8 minutes. YouTube is fourth with 1 hour and 26 minutes.

Hell

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An Amish man wearing a straw hat and blue shirt is falling through a hole in the floor, with flames rising around him. He appears surprised and is raising his hands. The floor is surrounded by several voting machines. The text on the image reads: "U.S. NOV 5, 2024. Amish Man Falls Through Trap Door Directly To Hell After Using Electronic Voting Machine."

Sand

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a picture of Barack Obama with the caption "Let me be clear". Above the picture of Obama is the text "Sand when it gets above 3,090 degrees:".

Mom

GG Miller · 3 years ago

Just a dark humor joke

A man with gray hair and a beard sits at a table with a bottle of beer, looking at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "The thing about 'your mom' jokes is that they're all old and overly used... like your mom."

Baby

Willy b · 1 year ago

A meme with text on top that reads, "SATAN: SO WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? ME: "I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents." Underneath the text is an image of a black cat with wide eyes.

Word

D3athraptor · 3 years ago

Why this true though

A picture of Will Ferrell with text overlaying the image that reads "Sometimes, I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis."

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