Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
I used to work at a bank then I lost interest
Long time since I made a joke huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
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What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
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When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
I ask my sister why does the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time. My siister said to me I love him long time.
As a kid used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock. Now I pee on just following the ritual of Africa.
what is war used for (put in comments below)
he entered (kinder garten) class the {teacher said luce start for us and say the alphabet) he said a b c d e f g H I J K* just kidding lmno* laugh my nose off (teacher go to the Office right now young man ) i don't understand he just said jokes to the teacher lmao :D
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her onlyfans account I'm a whole air conditioner.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
china unban google rn noOoOooOw
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun
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A delivery service called ‘Ross deliveries’ was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
