Use jokes
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Memes
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.