Why are the twin towers and after the girls kill all boys are similar? There used to be two but now there's one...
An unfortunate accident happend at the nestlè factory,a man nammed joe was seriously injourd because a box of choclates fell on him. Every time he said "The choclates are on me!" every one cheerid.
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What do cows use to do their homework a - Cowcoulater
American:How Do You Use A Pc
Amish:We Use A Potato
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
Ones a good year the others a great year!
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I wanna be the berry best, like no won ever was. To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel a cross the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to Under-strand, the lower that’s in Sike. Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my pest friend, In a whirl’d you must de-blend, Poke him on! Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all! Pokemon!
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.
Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells."
"oh cool"
"this is mother Teresa's clock, the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense"
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
why cant you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
because tye "p"is silent
You’re so skinny u use chapstick as deodorant
you know what pun is used for waist? nothing. you'll find nothing. it's just a waist of time.
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Who made the most money from 9/11, the US government
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark, that instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed? His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Who use to say who loves orange soda Kel loves orange soda yes i do doooooo oh yes oh yes oh yes i dooooooo? Kel Mitchell from kenan and kel.
(Okay, actually improvised this time.)
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
