“Grandma, tell me a story!” I said as we huddled near the campfire “Alright,” She said “Once, there was a tree named Timmy, he was my best tree friend. I used to read books under him and climb all his branches.” “Where is Timmy now?” I asked Grandma pointed to the campfire.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot, and are just going move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE:I wanna be the berry best, like no won ever was. To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel a cross the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to Under-strand, the lower that's in Sike. Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a whirl'd you must de-blend, Poke him on! Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all! Poke him on!
rocks are used to much people take em for granite
Me - why u need to use shampoo when ur already bald🤣
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing they both use the force to get what they want.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew the answer would be a comb or a piano but technically if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them they have teeth but can't chew with them
YouTubers: Among us in real life Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel
i got my blind friend a tv.. he never uses it
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful like cyanide
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG? (The Hunger Games)
A Rainbow.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them? I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sort of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention. Next day the kid went to the state tower, and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dads asks his son for a second time: " Son! why are you doing this?" the son replies: "You told me to aim up high".
Q. why can't the orphan buy robucks A. he could not use his mothers credit card
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was “remarkable.”
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During WWI and WWII the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches, I bet they really dig that weapon
What are intelligent people in the US called??
"Tourist".
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
