Use jokes
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.