I used to work at a T shirt factory before the company folded
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself? So she can moan with her right hand.
What do emos use as birth control? Their personalities!
Did you know that if you die you can still be apart of family game night!! all you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass and the games that uses hour glasses well you will be apart of family game night.
Ok ok whats up with the Fake Gwens ama use a test to see who is real or not. The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question what is my real name. And do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
I tried my best using phone sex online but the thing about it the holes can not fit through.
What do expression do you use when the toilet is clogged?
Oh Shit!
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕
My dog used to chase people on a bike alot. It got so bad,I finally had to take his bike away.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race? Use the horse!
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. -- Well they're not laughing now!
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants
bro my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse. The other day he said he couldnt hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
we used to be the tallest buildings in new york...
then we took an arab to the knee
YOUR SO POOR YOU USE THE SAME TOILET PAPER EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A POOP
I used to work for a company called 69, my friend took over my position.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel
There is only one reason why I find woman useful
That is because they make sandwiches. But that is about it
35. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry. 41. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state. 43. You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
