Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa
egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, mf look like a damn balloon. call me kobe cause im finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo parents. mr clean, bootleg saitama lookin ass mfer. no hair? :(
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common? They both use strap on tools
yo mama so fat, zeus used her as a bowling ball
yo mama so fat that the US (mexico) and north korea (south korea) got into war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall
Your momma so fat that she was used goods like the Russian tanks
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: I don't use condoms I use my drawbridge.
What do lesbians love to use in art class? Scissors.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches at the World War.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhone's have home buttons
how can you buy emos. just use their bar code
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker🖕that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture
Whats the difference between an orphan and a pencil , People actually have a use for one of them
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!) Are you an unsafe staircase? Cuz you look like you could use a railing.
I was in class and we had to chose another term for words we use everyday, for kid I chose child for dig I chose pet and for wife I chose dishwasher
Yep f someone says to you” I can’t roast trash” say well some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother
Sans: What I am using? ... A trom-bone
why does aaron eat burgers on a wednesday? because his spine is bent and his favourite gun in apex legends is the g7 scout and he uses the speedy spanish man
what flowers do orphans use... self raising flower
Lady: Can I lick your balls? Me: Ummmmm, Ok? Lady: grabs ball sack and licks my balls Me: I gonna have to clean these now Lady: Let me do that Me: No thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!
