Use jokes
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
I know
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."
The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.