what flowers do orphans use... self raising flower
Lady: Can I lick your balls? Me: Ummmmm, Ok? Lady: grabs ball sack and licks my balls Me: I gonna have to clean these now Lady: Let me do that Me: No thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!
man: why cant an orphan use Verizon? kid: i dont know why man: cause they have a family plan kid: well i need to get another phone service now
is'nt a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!?
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub
To momma's so fat she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Name what guns are used for {wrong answers only}
Your momma's so fat she had to take a selfie using the hubble telescope
How do you make a body disappear? You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in ground and putting dirt over them is alot of hard work!
Psa im joking and dont condone these actions.
How did the nut study for its test? It used the inter-nut.
Pokemon:What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
why do tryhards use fennecs. it looks better than the octane
How do you talk to giants? Using big words
Would you mind just peeing into this cup please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.
I used to have a phobia of pogo-sticks. Those things always made me jump.
how do you trape a shape? you use a trapezid
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
Q : What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A : I can jump on my bed. A : And I use a pillow on both of them.
why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
fo'drizzle
