Use jokes

Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:

Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.

Osama bin Laden rated America.

He gave us a 9/11.

Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.

Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.

*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.

Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...

Why can't orphans use a phone?

Because they don't have a home screen.

Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?

Bubbles:...

Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.

Alabama: 😈

I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!

Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?

A: Tuba-glue.