Use jokes

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!

They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!

We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!

Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

A telescope has two uses:

1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

What does a disabled disco play?

"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.

Why was the chicken in trouble?

For using fowl language!

What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.

Why was the piano waiting at the front door?

Because it forgot which key to use!

Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.

Bunger got me like:

😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.

Why do orphans use iPhone X's?

Because they can't find home.

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...

What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?

“He/he.”