Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo..
Grandma: you guy’s generation is on to much technology. Kid: well your the ones that raised us. Other family members: ...
What dose a disabled disco play:
When your legs don’t work like they use to before
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but then I turned myself around.
Your hairlines so far back even bill nye the science guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
We split because she used always say I never listen, or something like that
Q. What do you use on your tuba when it breaks
A. A tuba-glue
we destroyed 2 boats, AND THEY DROPPED THE SUN ON US TWICE
why was the chicken in trouble? for using fowl language!
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I tell I read about the Jew giving out the free fish
I used to date this girl only to find out she’s guy. I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a roman catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar? Tell him that it is a confessional booth
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
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*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
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y do orphans use iphone x's bc they cant find home
