A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Use Jokes
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
