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A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

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Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?

Because they don't know how to use the home button.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.

Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?

A. He was trying to phone home.

A little riddle...

Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?

...

Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?

An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."

The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.

An African man visits his friend in the US.

“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”

“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.

“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”