Use jokes
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.