Use jokes
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.