Hula-hoop jokes

I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!

How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.

I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.