Hula-hoop jokes

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.

How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.

Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.

Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.

"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?

She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.