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A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.

Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.

Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.

But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.

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    • Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

    Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

    I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.

    Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick

    When you're in a cage But it's not real!

    Being in a cage But you have the key.

    Being in a cage But nobody sees you.

    Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.

    Living and realizing you've been born into one.

    Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.

    But you can't live without them.

    The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.

    This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

    CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.

    Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.

    Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod

    The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.

    He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!

    I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.

    My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.

    You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.

    I'll shut up now.