Use jokes
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.