Use jokes
What do people use more than you that is yours?
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.
But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.