Use jokes
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.
But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.