Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.
Bungee Suicide Attempt
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Explanation
The humor comes from the dark irony of a suicide attempt using a bungee cord, which is designed to prevent death. The phrase "kept ALMOST dying" is a funny twist because it implies the person experienced the sensation of nearing death repeatedly rather than succeeding. It's also a bit self-deprecating, making light of a serious topic.
Anonymous
I laughed too hard 😂🤣
Anonymous
I guess you must have sprung back to life then
<_>
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Mary
your ain't funny no one is laughing