Bungee Suicide Attempt

The humor comes from the dark irony of a suicide attempt using a bungee cord, which is designed to prevent death. The phrase "kept ALMOST dying" is a funny twist because it implies the person experienced the sensation of nearing death repeatedly rather than succeeding. It's also a bit self-deprecating, making light of a serious topic.

• Suicide
• Bungee
• Die
• Attempt
• Cord
• Irony

• Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
• When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
• I'm gonna jump to my death. Don't worry. I won't jump far. Just off this chair here...
• You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.