Ups jokes
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Memes
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.