Ups jokes
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Never gonna give you up.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.