Ugliness Jokes

Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!!!

A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?

Yu.

What will reddit be without the robot logo?

RedDOT.

(btw im an ugly sack, feel free to dislike this retarded joke. i like bully people cuz their jokes are stupid, and my jokes are cooler than their jokes.)

Why where the octopi sad?

Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old

Roses are red violets are ugly violet thought she was ugly until she saw you

Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.

Your mama is so ugly. Her shadow got a restraining order.

She's so ugly she has to sneak up on a mirror

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning

Say Hey your pretty then she'll say omg thank you so much or something cringe then you say pretty f ing ugly aha gottie

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to ugly contest they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed

I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men then she ask me you wanna give a judgemental reaction about that? I said ok you smell rat pee on somebody's cock.

My wife called me ugly and then when she fount out how much money i actually make she called me ugly and broke

Just to an orphan. Orphan: your stupid You: your so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.

Hey, mom i am ugly "facts" my mom says

Sans: why did the skeleton go to the party? Papyrus: Why? S: cause he was too fat and ugly P:AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL

So I was in the bathroom at school washing and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like "hey can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like sure and I was like come here and so she came over to me I was like girl look at ur self in the mirror and she started laughing so hard and she said I'm so ugly.