Ugliness jokes
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.