Ugliness jokes

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."

Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.

Me: They're certainly not wrong.

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.

My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”

Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”

I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?

UGLY!

Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.

The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”

My cousin called me ugly.

Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.

Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.

Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.