Ugliness jokes
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.
Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.
Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.
My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.