Ugliness jokes

Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

"Why am I ugly?"

Google would like to operate your camera.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”

Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”

I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?

UGLY!

Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.

The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”

Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.

My cousin called me ugly.

Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.

Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.

Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!

Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.

Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!

Stupid cow.