Ugliness jokes
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.