Ugliness jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!

Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.

Slow and steady wins the race...

...but it will never fix your ugly face.

Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!

Stupid cow.

A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?

Yu.

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Why were the octopi sad?

Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.

Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.

Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.

Roses are red, Violets are ugly.

Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!

Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.

I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."

Just to an orphan.

Orphan: You're stupid.

You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.

My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.