Ugliness jokes
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.