Ugliness jokes

Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

Yo mama so ugly,

my screen cracked when she took her photo!

Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.

Comment if I'm ugly.

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.

What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?

"STAY OVER THERE!"

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Your mom is ugly.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.

The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"

Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."

A hot girl wants to commit suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly, smelly, homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says, "Hey you hot babe, let's fuck." She just answers, "Get the fuck away you ugly bastard." The guy just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

What is Lizzo?

Big, fat, and ugly.