New Ugliness Jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

A girl called me ugly So I drove over her with a car and called her flat

i am so disapointed in this race. brown skinned street shitters godamm the lowest of the low southeast asians lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on there phones no iq ugly uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

why don't you have a life? because ur ugly

An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard, the genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes but under 1 condition." "What is it?" she asked. "After I grant your final wish you have to have sex with me," the genie replied. "Okay for my 1st wish I wish to be the Prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty. "For my 2nd wish I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town. "And you final wish?" the genie asked. "I wish i had a sabertoothed vigina."

What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with a orangutan Monkeypox

Your mom is so ugly, that she use Snapchat filters to make her pretty.

Your is so ugly, that she made a mirror shatter.

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected"

Yo momma is so ugly she made my happy meal cry

Yeah, Asians have squinty eyes, but that's because they have had the displeasure of seeing so many ugly obese Americans in one place.

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

Your Hairline so Ugly it’s receding from your face to never see you

Ms Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that. Little Johnny: Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.