Ugliness jokes

What do you and Quasimodo have in common?

You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.

You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.

Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.

Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.

Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.

Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.

When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.

What's one way to drain someone's ego?

Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.

What is Lizzo?

Big, fat, and ugly.

Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."

What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?

"STAY OVER THERE!"

Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.