Ugliness jokes

You're so ugly that you make Caitlyn Jenner cry.

Yo momma so ugly, they celebrate her face every Halloween.

Yo momma so ugly she scares herself when she looks in the mirror.

Yo momma so ugly, your grandma wanted to name her Abomination, but the registries agent changed it.

Yo momma so ugly, she got a job ringing the bells at Notre Dame.

What do you and Quasimodo have in common?

You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.

You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.

Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.

Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.

Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.

Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.

When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.

What's one way to drain someone's ego?

Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.

What is Lizzo?

Big, fat, and ugly.

Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."

What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?

"STAY OVER THERE!"

Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.