Ugliness jokes
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
An ugly, arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice."
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.