Ugliness jokes

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."

Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!

Me: Are you an alien?

Friend: No.

Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.

Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.

Me: They're certainly not wrong.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.