Ugliness jokes
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.