Ugliness jokes
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.