your mama's so ugly when she looked in the mirror it said "viewer descresion advised"
Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt
me: are you an alien friend: no me: ya because your too ugly to bee one
Yo momma so ugly the Devil started going to church
Yo mama so ugly when sh played five nights at Freddy's they thought th at she was already in an anamatronic costume.
My Freind: Your Ugly The Ophanage: That's What I said To All My Children
Sometimes I feel ugly but then I think of my sister
your so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
you're so ugly we cant have neighbor's
Yo Mama So UGLY That on Halloween She didnt get candy
Yo Mama So Ugly When She Entered The Scare Factory She Came Out With a Job Application
I have 3 eyes 2 ears and 6 mouths, what am I UGLY!
my cousinn called me ugly well im pritty shure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a kleanex
your mom so ugly shes the reason he swerved
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul walker run
Yo mama so ugly she had to ask Satan to help her give birth
yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join the ugly contest they said "sorry, no professionals"
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack 2 weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life) -_-
Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face
