Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
