Ugliness jokes

Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."

Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.

Me: They're certainly not wrong.

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

"Why am I ugly?"

Google would like to operate your camera.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.