Ugliness jokes
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.