How do we know that the ocean is friendly????? It waves
Are you a keyboard Cause your my type 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
What type of camp does a kid with adhd go to. Concentration camp
I: Get a boomerang type: Why? Me: Because for frisbee you need friends.
What type of car did hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
How is slavery different from Pokémon? There’s different types of Pokémon
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
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there are 2 types of people in Alabama the orphans and the incest's
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-o"
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women
He said the ATM outside
What type of pizza did the twin towers order? Plain
there's two types of emo people
1. people that cut side to side
2. and people that cut up and down
the most efficient is up and down
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her can you stop smacking its annoying. Then she said I cant its a juicy type of candy. So I said, I can stop the candies from making that sound. Then she said how? So I smacked her. :)
What the type of teacher who doesn't fart in public?
A Private Tutor/Tooter
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD
