Type jokes
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
The best type of trio friend group
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What type of tape do kidnappers use?
Abduct-Tape.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"