Type jokes

What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

What type of bee can't make up his mind?

A maybe.

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.

What type of bee can't fly...

Answer: Kobeee!

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

There are three types of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who can’t.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

What type of pictures do orphans take?

Selfies.

How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?

JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?

Stand-up comedy.

What's a gun's favorite type of literature?

Magazine.

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”

There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.

What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.

What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?

The Hunger Games!