Type jokes
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!