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What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
what type of apple grows on a tree? - all of them
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday
A Cake By The Ocean
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes
A SELFIE
What is a Mexican favorite type of dog.A Chihuahua
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO
what type of tea do you drink with the queen of england?
royal-tea
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
What type of bow cant be tied? >.................................................................................................................................... ...... ........................ .......... ... ..... . . . . ....... ...... ......... ............................. . . . . ....... *A *RainBow
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane
Plane Pizza
What type of car did hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
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What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women
He said the ATM outside
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-o"
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.