Type jokes

What type of pictures do orphans take?

Selfies.

Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.

What type of bee can't fly...

Answer: Kobeee!

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

There are three types of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who can’t.

How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?

JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

What type of bee can't make up his mind?

A maybe.

What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.

What's a rapper's favorite type of food?

Wrap sandwiches.

What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?

The Hunger Games!

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?

Ad-lib-idas.

There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.

What's a gun's favorite type of literature?

Magazine.

What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?

Stand-up comedy.

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.