Type jokes

What type of jam can you not eat?

Traffic jam.

What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?

Hail, of course!

What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?

Reign!

What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"

What type of bee can't make up his mind?

A maybe.

Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

What type of bee can't fly...

Answer: Kobeee!

There are three types of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who can’t.

How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?

JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

What type of pictures do orphans take?

Selfies.

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

What's a gun's favorite type of literature?

Magazine.

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?

Ad-lib-idas.

What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?

The Hunger Games!

There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.