Type jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
A teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff.
But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share?" "Yes madam... My daddy told me a story about my Mom." "OK, let's hear" said the teacher.
"My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit." "She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife." "She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops." "She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
Pin drop silence in the class!
"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"
"Stay away from Mummy when she's drunk...!!!!"
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.