Type jokes

What type of jam can you not eat?

Traffic jam.

What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?

Hail, of course!

What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?

Reign!

What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"

What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?

The Hunger Games!

What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.

What's a rapper's favorite type of food?

Wrap sandwiches.

There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?

Ad-lib-idas.

What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?

Stand-up comedy.

What's a gun's favorite type of literature?

Magazine.

What type of bee can't make up his mind?

A maybe.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

What type of bee can't fly...

Answer: Kobeee!

Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.