Type jokes

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?

They all have blood "eh."

You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.

My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.

He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?

A. I forget.

Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇

👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D

If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃

What type of clock is both cringe and an app?

TikTok.

What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?

Catching BIG BASS.

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those that know binary and those that don't.

What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.

What did the dumb kid call ratios?

A type of cereal.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality.

What's a rapper's favorite type of food?

Wrap sandwiches.

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

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What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?

BOO-TY JEANS!

What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!