Type jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of āØpeopleāØ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
[God creating sharks]
God: Ok give them 3 rows of teeth.
Angel: Seems excessive but ok.
God: And make them mean as hell.
Angel: WTF y.
God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO.
Angel:...
God: And make one of the types have a hammer for a head.
Angel: Why do I still work for you?
God: Because Iām the only employer as of right now.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Whatās a lungās favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
What is the kingās favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another kingās favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What type of gun isnāt allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.