Type jokes
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
[God creating sharks]
God: Ok give them 3 rows of teeth.
Angel: Seems excessive but ok.
God: And make them mean as hell.
Angel: WTF y.
God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO.
Angel:...
God: And make one of the types have a hammer for a head.
Angel: Why do I still work for you?
God: Because I’m the only employer as of right now.
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.