Type jokes
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
What is an obese lady's blood type?
Nutella.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.