What is Stephen Hawking favourite type of basketball
Dribble
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear jumpsuits
Q:what type of mother gives there daughter sperm. A:a furry mother
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said "lets play a game". so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says "A" little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself "well he might say something like a$$" so the teacher calls on sally. sally say "apple". the teacher says "B" little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though "no he might say something like b!tch". so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says "R" little Johnny raises his hand and say "me me please I really know one". then the teacher thinks to herself "well theres no cuss word that starts with R" so she said "ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R" little Johnny says "a rat!" and the teacher very pleased say "very good Johnny what type of rat" little Johnny says "A big gosh damn mother freaker". sorry I had to edit some word but y'all know what I meant.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar... "GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts we don't serve your type!
What type of phone do orphans have
Android because they dont have a home botton
A robber breaks into a house while the residents are away one dark night. Eager to see what he can loot, he quickly starts searching through cupboards and dressers, grabbing valuables with a trained eye. Suddenly, he hears a voice come out of nowhere. "Jesus is watching you." The criminal jumps, scared the residents are back, and freezes. After a few minutes of silence however, he assumes it was his imagination, and goes back to robbing. A couple minutes pass, before once again, the voice returns. "Jesus is watching you." Quite confused, the thief searches the house and checks the front door, but nothing pops out as unusual. He finally decides to move rooms, and finds a parrot, but ignores it. Before he can begin to do anything, someone speaks again, "Jesus is watching you." The robber realized it was the parrot talking! Going to the parrot, he asks it, "Are you the one who's been talking to me?" The parrot responds, "Yes." The thief couldn't believe it. So, he asks another question. "What is your name?" "Ismael." the parrot replies. The man scoffed. "What type of idiot names a parrot Ismael?" The parrot speaks yet again, "The same type of idiot that names a Rottweiler Jesus."
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A RHYMING PARROT
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
RAP-TURES
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Mic Drops
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers
When we talk of our x some people talk of their xxx 🤣
"Chelsea is the most consistent team. One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October it's just like menstrual cycle. If they don't win in November, judt know that they're pregnant." 😅
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming. She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Tell rumors about me but please don't say am in love relationship
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
