Type jokes
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.