What type of horse can jump higher than a house? all houses cant jump
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole
A pedophile
[God creating sharks]
God: Ok give them 3 rows of teeth.
Angel: Seems excessive but ok.
God: And make them mean as hell.
Angel: WTF y.
God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO.
Angel:...
God: And make one of the types have a hammer for a head.
Angel: Why do I still work for you?
God: Because I’m the only employer as of right now.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
what type of deer can jump higher than a house? all houses cant jump
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A Water gun.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies
I never make that type of joke they always seem to crash and burn
