Type jokes
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
A teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff.
But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share?" "Yes madam... My daddy told me a story about my Mom." "OK, let's hear" said the teacher.
"My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit." "She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife." "She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops." "She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
Pin drop silence in the class!
"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"
"Stay away from Mummy when she's drunk...!!!!"
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.