Type jokes

You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.

What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

I’m Zaptos intolerant!

What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor/tooter.

I: "Get a boomerang."

Type: "Why?"

Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."

Rape isn't a joke.

It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.

It's a way of art, and works on anybody!

Like this if you agree.

What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?

A KinderGarden.

My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...

His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

Name the emojis, and if you do, then you get 900/900 points for knowing all the emojis! Type in the comment section.

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The winner who will win will be getting 900/900 points!

What type of bee makes milk?

A boobee.

The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"

What type of cake can't orphans eat?

Home made.

Yo mama so rich,

her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!

What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?

A toaster.

What type of flower does an orphan use?

Self-raising flour.

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality.

You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.

What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.

What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?

All houses can't jump.