Type jokes
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
Memes
Pov: you hate yourself and don't support yourself.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...
His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
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What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.