Type jokes

Rape isn't a joke.

It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.

It's a way of art, and works on anybody!

Like this if you agree.

You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.

What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

I’m Zaptos intolerant!

What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor/tooter.

What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?

A KinderGarden.

My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...

His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

Name the emojis, and if you do, then you get 900/900 points for knowing all the emojis! Type in the comment section.

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The winner who will win will be getting 900/900 points!

What type of bee makes milk?

A boobee.

The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"

What type of cake can't orphans eat?

Home made.

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?

Web Cartoons!

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?

All houses can't jump.

What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?

A fizzician.

You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.

What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.

What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.

What type of phones do orphans have?

IPhone XR—it has no home button.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

What type of sandals do frogs wear?

Open-toed.