Type jokes
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...
His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
Name the emojis, and if you do, then you get 900/900 points for knowing all the emojis! Type in the comment section.
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The winner who will win will be getting 900/900 points!
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.