Type jokes

What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!

You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

I’m Zaptos intolerant!

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor/tooter.

I: "Get a boomerang."

Type: "Why?"

Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."

What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?

A KinderGarden.

My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...

His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

Name the emojis, and if you do, then you get 900/900 points for knowing all the emojis! Type in the comment section.

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The winner who will win will be getting 900/900 points!

What type of bee makes milk?

A boobee.

The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"

What type of cake can't orphans eat?

Home made.

What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?

A toaster.

Yo mama so rich,

her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!

You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.

What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?

A fizzician.

What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?

Web Cartoons!

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?

All houses can't jump.

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.

What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.