Type jokes

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.

What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?

A pedophile.

My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."

Best way to do it.

What type of phones do orphans have?

IPhone XR—it has no home button.

One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?

Snap, crackle, and RAP!

What type of sound does your crack make?

Answer: Quack!

There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

What type of sandals do frogs wear?

Open-toed.

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?

Hail, of course!

What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?

Reign!

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!

Most controversial types of matter:

1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.

What is the best type of bath bomb?

A toaster.

What type of flower does an orphan use?

Self-raising flour.

Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality.

Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.

Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.