Type jokes

You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.

What type of jam can you not eat?

Traffic jam.

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality.

What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

I’m Zaptos intolerant!

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?

Catching BIG BASS.

What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

What did the dumb kid call ratios?

A type of cereal.

What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.

What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?

A fizzician.

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

What's a rapper's favorite type of food?

Wrap sandwiches.

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

Africa has every type of gun but one...

A water gun.

What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?

Rhyme Boots.

I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?

BOO-TY JEANS!

There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.