Type jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Memes
this guy randomly messaged me, but i legit have no idea who tf he is lmao
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
What is an obese lady's blood type?
Nutella.
Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.
This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.
Read the directions.
1. Type how she makes you feel.
2. Type how you would fuck her.
3. Any type of sex is aloud.
4. Remember to send pics as well.
5. Enjoy.
Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.